|
|
Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..23..43..63..83..102~103~104~105~106..119..131..143..155..167~168~169 [Next] | ||||||||||
DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts |
"How odd, I thought it was a girl......"
- Sincerely,
Dr Goodkin |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But I'll give it a whirl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
We are glad PETA wasn't around.
Magicians work best in the Dark |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
In the middle of central park...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Where things go missing
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But couples are kissing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But the thing not lacking is a spark.
Magicians' rings come in sets |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And are their favorite pets...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Shiney circles of steel
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Flat and round like a wheel
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And applause it usually gets..
The magi was shakin' behind the curtain...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Knowing the screw up pending was certain
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But he gave it a try...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
As the rabbits ran by
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And no more were his hands hurtin..
The magician stole the watch...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But not without a botch
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And he lost it carelessly
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
So he called his friend Leslie...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And in the butt of his wand put a notch.
Magicians who cannot speak |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Does not mean their magic is weak...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Never ending limerick (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..23..43..63..83..102~103~104~105~106..119..131..143..155..167~168~169 [Next] |
[ Top of Page ] |
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.06 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < |