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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts 
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In time to the sound
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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And lands in his pocket by chance.
A Finnish magician did tour....
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Routining color changing liquor
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He show did not flop
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And his pouring didn't stop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Although it attracted a cop
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Who enjoyed watching the obscure.
A magician from France did swagger.....
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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But saved his eye from the dagger
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His escape was a ploy
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Using a child's toy
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To keep the masked moron from being a bragger.
A magician once clothed in silk...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Lived on cookies and milk
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His diet was sweet
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Yet hardly true of his feet
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His doctor must have given him the bilk.
A magician once said to Jed Clampett
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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You'll hurt your foot if you stamp it
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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But less pain if wearing shoes
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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So you won't get the blues
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So be careful and try not to tramp it.
A cop at a magician once took a shot...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The crime was cool but the shooting hot
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