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As the bullet did fly
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A dove was shot in the eye
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And was stewed overnight in a pot

the magician bought a new dove
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Off a table where he tossed his glove
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It flew through the air
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To the back of a chair
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And landed like it fell from above.


A maigician once said to the Queen...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The strangest thing that I've seen
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A mystical illusion of great allure
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That unfortunately smelled like cow manure
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The worst illusion that has ever been.


A magician once tossed up a ball...
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Hoping it would not fall...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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But it fell on the floor
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And rolled out the door
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'cos he couldn't juggle at all


2 magicians, a clown and a nurse
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Were under a witch's curse...
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The spell caused them distress
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And put them under duress
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And now they are doing much worse.

A magician was locked in a pillory...
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As was his assistant named Hillary...
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