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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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The audience was agast!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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The action was fast...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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And he took first place for close-up.
A magician once wiggled his fingers...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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But noticed that nothing lingers
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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But to his great shock
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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A spectator did mock
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Putting his act through a ringer.
A magician once slept in a bunk.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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It used to belong to a hermit monk.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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It was great for a mime
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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At least for the time
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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Until that night with a skunk
it was time for his last christmas show
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Until he went into a funk.
A magician grew up in Madagascar
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Hmmmm, choices coices....
And outside it was beginning to snow.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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When the sound of a sleigh
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Crashing into the bay
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Made all listen for a gurgling Ho Ho.
A reindeer named randolph once said...
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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Why is my nose so red
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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(that was randolph, not rudolph)
Does a snozz really matter
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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If you're mad as a hatter
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Or is it better red than dead?
A moose once walked into a house...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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