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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Upon which Thurston placed all his future hope
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
No doubt he did swing
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And of cards he was still king...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But he never was going to be the Pope.
A magician once crawled into a can...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
And did a trick with his new mis-made fan
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The audience was agahst!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But focused at last
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
At how long the trick actually ran.
A mystic from celyon once tried
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
To eat a chicken not fried
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
But it tasted so bland
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
And it stained his right hand...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
As if it was poped by a rubber band.
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
And the mystic just sat there and cried
the magician, with his nose in a book
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Thought at a new trick he would take a look
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
So he turned to the page
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Which gave him a rage
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
'cos the page from the book had been took
At a lecture the magic man said
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Am I doing it wrong?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(yeah dynamike it needs to rhyme.)
When you perform you should use your head
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts |
'cos a well thought out trick
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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