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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Would the audience care if he vanished his wife Meg
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Or would they just appreciate him as a star.
Nani once said to Pam...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Know how invisible I am?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But Pam did not see it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But gave it a digit,
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Proving both were a couple of hams.
The lovely Gay once said to Harry...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
I think it is time that we marry
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The magician quickly agreed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
But if the marriage was going to succeed
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
We should both first have a couple of bloody marys. (Actually Harry, Jr. wasn't much of a drinker)
A magician bent over and ripped his pants
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
As he attempted to perform an outrageous dance
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
His moves were daring...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
With dips so glaring
Northern California
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
As to put those watching in a trance.
Mac King's suit is made of plaid |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It goes with his luggage from Glad
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
He wore it to a royal event
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And to the service door was sent
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
Wiser, yes, but also sad.
Copperfield walked through a wall |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But couldn't negotiate a hall
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Suddenly as a wide load
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