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With objects better left unseen
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But his employers still gave him the axe.


A magician well known for his money...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Took his act to a place that was sunny
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The audience roared
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But a few really snored
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And everyone thought that was funny.


The magician once said to Green Lantern
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This flash paper makes my hands burn...
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But burn them he did
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Um....Guys, these are limericks, they have a rhyme pattern, burn does not rhyme with lantern and did does not rhyme with burn.
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My apologies...I noted the lack of rhyme in the second line and went ahead and introduced a new rhyme scheme in the third.
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OK we start it over...

A magician once said to Greek Lantern...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"Abracadabra, you now SPEAK western!"

(couldn't resist Smile)
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His lingo had a drawl
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And the Sheriff said now its my turn.

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Upon finding it he'd say
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On 2011-01-17 11:03, Father Photius wrote:
Um....Guys, these are limericks, they have a rhyme pattern, burn does not rhyme with lantern and did does not rhyme with burn.


I beg to disagree...lantern (lan-turn) and hands burn do rhyme, but we can continue anyways...

and he went out with a clash..

Off he paced from the stage...
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His face contorted in a rage
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