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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Because the curtain would not open
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
The audience just sat there, mopin'
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because the show cost them an day's wage.
A young magi from County Cork...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Magic1 Elite user Los Angeles 408 Posts |
Did an incredible trick with a fork
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
He poked the thing in his eye
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
And the orbital contents did fly
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Proving he was a total dork.
A magician's assistant named Jan...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Could balance a flea on a fan
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Her miniscule trick
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
Required help from a tick
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And a cricket that lived in a can.
A practitioner of magical arts...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
Had a bad case of uncontrolled farts
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
When he bent over his cups
Northern California
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
The downs far outweighed the ups
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And made him unwelcome in these parts.
A rabbit once ran down a hole...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
He didn't understand his role
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Then he produced the Magi
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
Who gave him the evil eye
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Another one closer to his goal.
A magician once lost his wand...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
So with another's he did abscond
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