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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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Sucking them all into the traps.
There once was clown named Dynamo
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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He died every night in his show
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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But a miracle happened one night
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Things just as planned turned out Right!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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And now there are audience members in every row.
a Magii entered a contest
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Doing tricks that no one detest
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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His skill was supreme
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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Like peaches and cream...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Which he produced with a flourish from his vest.
Rocco's act is had to believe... |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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As he has absolutely nothing up his sleeve
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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And if you believe that
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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A whoopie cushion is where you sat
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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So you might as well get up and leave.
Ambitious best describes this card... |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Finding it is never hard
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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It goes to the top...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Like the smell of a mop
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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For which we should all be on guard! (You made me laugh, Bob!
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A favorite trick is the ring on rope... |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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As slick as a bar of soap...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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It slides and it hops
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17309 Posts
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And runs from the cops...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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