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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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But stays in the hands of a dope!
Some coins are worth more in tricks |
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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And hit you like a ton of bricks
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Something not true
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Can make you feel blue
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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But magic can help sooth the licks.
Why call a silk a "hank"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Unless it is worn by a skank
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Language rules the trade
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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For which we get paid
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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And that you can take to the bank.
He started his show with a bang... |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Which brought cheers from the audience gang
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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But then his act lagged
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The audience started to gag
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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And they gave him a standing HARANGUE!
His assistant stepped into the box... |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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..and sat on a pile of socks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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The socks started to stink
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The assistant started to sink
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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And fainted dead as a rock!
Of cards we have fifty-two |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And some of their backs are blue
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Thus, it's black and blue for some
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts
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Enough to make a quorum
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