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But they wasnt as good as houdini
Now Penn and Teller once said... Posted: Oct 3, 2009 5:40am Sorry Rock we seem to have come in together. (let's go with Rockabilly.) On stage put a girl in a trance...
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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With a wave of his hand
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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And a verbal command
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The girl started to dance.
A magician's dream come true |
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Is what I am offering to you
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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A gimmick of outstanding utility
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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It was filled up to its capacity
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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With some very sticky goo.
A magician walked onto the stage
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts
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Showed a newspaper page after page
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He tore it to pieces
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Then sighed in relief as
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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It turned into a bird in a cage.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Magic of the 21st century
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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Uses hancuffscuffs from the penitentiary
Posted: Oct 4, 2009 5:07am Handcuffs... sorry
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts
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Bright, shiny, and new
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So they look good in a preview
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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For a reigning plenipotentiary.
A magician performing in space
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Producing flowers at his own pace
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts
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Was just floating around
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Quando omni flunkus moritati |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When he suddenly found
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