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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
The mummy just grunted
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Sounding like a football punted
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He suddenly felt a pain in the gut.
None of the ropes are the same |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But that's the name of the game...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
With a one, two, three
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
And by "one," I mean "pee"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Makes for a limerick so lame.
A magician once sat on a pie...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
An event hard to deny
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The mess on his pants
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Attracted the ants...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Which resulted in his giving a loud cry.
The magician's assistant was undressed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But no one seemed impressed
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
So she pulled on a skirt
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And no more eyes hurt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And she no longer felt distressed.
The magician poured a glass of the grape...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Just as he started his grand escape
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
In a blur of speed
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He read the creed
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And immediately fled to the Cape.
A midget magician once was told
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gregkoren Regular user 164 Posts |
The cut-and-restored never gets old
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