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Just cut up a rope
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Watch the audience cope
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And your performance will surely be sold.


The magician was all decked out in green...
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To match his acting for the scene
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Father Photius
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His performance was lacking
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The harsh anguish was racking
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But the final production was a scream.


A magician once stayed in his bed...
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Because the Sword Through the Box glazed his head
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Since there was nothing to hit
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Father Photius
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He was saved from a fit
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Either way the story is dead.

Alphabetically Wednesday is last
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Even Wednesdays of the past
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With a lifetime of ending in "Y"
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It's not like you're going to die
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Although life goes by so fast..

His lota bowl started to leak...
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And the magician began to freak!
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It dripped down his pants...
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It left tracks from his dance
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Until he undressed and started to streak.

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That he showed his best friend...
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