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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Just cut up a rope
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Watch the audience cope
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And your performance will surely be sold.
The magician was all decked out in green...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
To match his acting for the scene
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
His performance was lacking
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The harsh anguish was racking
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But the final production was a scream.
A magician once stayed in his bed...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Because the Sword Through the Box glazed his head
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Since there was nothing to hit
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He was saved from a fit
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Either way the story is dead.
Alphabetically Wednesday is last |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Even Wednesdays of the past
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
With a lifetime of ending in "Y"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
It's not like you're going to die
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Although life goes by so fast..
His lota bowl started to leak...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And the magician began to freak!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
It dripped down his pants...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It left tracks from his dance
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Until he undressed and started to streak.
Houdini started a new trend...
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
That he showed his best friend...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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