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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
But little did they know...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
All the tigers were unfed
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
And the danger signs were unread
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It was not a night for running slow!
Birds of a feather flock |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
To escape a hurling rock
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Tossed by a Genii
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Who is known to be a meanny
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But a real magician cleaned his clock!
The value of audience smiles |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Magnifies when they flow into the aisles
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Producing audience delight
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Which is a very welcome sight
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
And pleases all for miles.
Just as a card was shown |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The young magician realized his line was blown.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
But being quick on his feet
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
He produced a full length sheet
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Of every chosen card ever known!
For a change the silk wasn't red |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
It was dyed green instead
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The patter didn't match
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because there is always a catch
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
To allow the audience to be dead.
The outdoor show hot as blazes |
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