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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
Then they never were seen again
when doing close-up magic in intimate venues |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You need to do the right things to get better revenues
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
The money is good
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
That brings out he good mood
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
And how you did it they have no clues
Mighty Bill was a magical man |
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Levitating skulls just because he can
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
With a wave of his hand
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 7:24pm And magic dust from fairyland Posted: Oct 20, 2009 7:26pm He's changing his name to Diane Posted: Oct 20, 2009 7:27pm A well know magician named Jimbo... Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:14pm At a party one day did the Limbo Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:17pm At this he was adapt Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:17pm All the audience clapped Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:17pm Cause they thought he was doing the Bolero Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:19pm I also wanted to share this one with you. There was a young lad called Hardwick By a cricket ball he was struck And now you can read on his tombstone Hardwick, hard ball, Hard Luck Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:19pm Now back to normal. A juggler played with his balls
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Dressed in funny apparels
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 10:54pm And creepy looking big shoes Posted: Oct 20, 2009 10:54pm That expose his ugly looking big toes |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
But he covered them up with some shawls.
A two-headed magus named Quinn Posted: Oct 20, 2009 11:01pm Thought he was his own twin Posted: Oct 21, 2009 1:17am A red hat on one head and blue on the other
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
"Let's appear a dove!", said his brother
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
You didn't start one Jame.s so I will do it for you.
November the 5th will soon be here
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
Whether you like it or not, I fear
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Fear not as xmas is around the corner
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
(Jimbo, you didn't let the previous limerick come to a proper end.)
1st limerick: Certainly that's not a sin.. 2nd limerick: If not, I am a goner!
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
(Where are we now? I'm a bit lost.)
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
(I thought it was correct because you did 2 lines in one Bill....Not to worry we will get back there one day. lol.)
Lets all stop and have a beer. (the end) lol (new one) James got a little bit lost
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Now he can continue his post
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
He;s somewhat endearing
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When he starts laughing
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And there are the cookies he tossed.
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