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OK Bill leave it to me to start one. hehe.
there was a magician called Bill
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Who likes to perform with a big pill
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
But Bills pill he did swallow
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
And it came out from under his pillow
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
And now he's as high as a hill
A magician had a small rabbit
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
That cannot be tossed into a topit
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greatscott![]() Special user 595 Posts ![]() |
Though try as he might
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
And he succeeded much to his delight
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Bill Ligon![]() Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts ![]() |
And now it's become a bad habit.
A bizarrist likes to scare people
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
With blood on the apple
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
Necromancers are weird
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
But not James and his bird
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
Cause all they could do was play scrabble.
There was a magician from France
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Who is known as 'The Great Lance'
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Rockabilly![]() Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts ![]() |
With a snap of his fingers
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Quando omni flunkus moritati |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
Appears great white tigers
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
Now Lance is the king of the Dance.
I new a man from Malasia
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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BCaldwell![]() Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts ![]() |
Whose talent would certainly phase ya
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
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JimbosMagic![]() Inner circle 1334 Posts ![]() |
With a pass of his balls
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
He gets all kinds of calls
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