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BCaldwell
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You need to start the new one, Bill! Smile
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Oops!

A mentalist who had a strange quirk
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At the Café he lurk
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All the crowds love Dynamike
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Only because he laughs weirdly in front of the mike
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My name is Dynamike and I'm very cool
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Dynamike, you are suppose to end with ..irk or ...urk Smile
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On 2009-09-18 21:36, Dynamike wrote:
My name is Dynamike and I'm very cool


So don't try treating me like some type of fool.

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On 2009-09-18 21:46, JamesTong wrote:
Dynamike, you are suppose to end with ..irk or ...urk Smile

You right,

Dynamike does a lot of work.
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Dynamike, it's supposed to be 5 sentences to complete the set and the fifth one have ending like the first two.
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Here's an example of a limerick, Dynamike:

"A fly and a flea in a flue,
were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly "let us flee",
"let us fly" said the flea,
so they flew through a flaw in the flue!"

I'll start the next one:

"There once was a limerick for Dynamike . . ."
I'm a Magician playing the part of an Actor
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Who rode on a big blue trike
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Females always waved at him from left to right,
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Because his costume was too bright
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Unfortunatly they were all dykes

There once was a clown from Kent
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Whose money at KIDabra! was all spent
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To fulfill his wish to become a magician
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He worked up an act for the audition
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On 2009-09-19 23:29, JamesTong wrote:
To fulfill his wish to become a magician


I would have said,

To fulfill his wish to become a Majish....


There once was a man from Sanduskey
In Mystery,


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Whose name is Jay Sankey
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