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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Celebrating they put on a funny cone
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:00pm And only one participant is a nun. Suddenly there is a flash of light |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
As his bum the tigers teeth did bite
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Flashing bum, that's called "moon,"
And for the tiger it was a boon. Posted: Oct 25, 2009 6:19pm A flashing, bloody, tiger-bit bum, what a funny, funny sight! Posted: Oct 25, 2009 6:52pm There was a young angel named Criss
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Elderly ladies he like to kiss
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
He kissed one too many
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
For only a penny
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And all he got was a lousy hiss.
A penny for your thoughts |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
On things your wife bought
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Like clothes she'll never wear
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And gee-gaws for her hair
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greatscott Special user 595 Posts |
And any other thing at a sale she caught
The magi sat among his props and studied |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
How and why the animals in his props died
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Poison gas he ruled out
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And found that it was the bean sprout
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
That he had allowed to get all muddied.
A Chinese magician named Chen
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Who perform with doves numbering ten
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And performed with a flair
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
The doves took to the air
Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:19pm And were never seen again. A ventriloquist had a monkey..
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
That rode around on a donkey
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Making all kinds of noises
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