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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
He scratches and claws
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
With his rough little paws
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And doesn't take time out to sneeze.
I went to the magic shop
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And saw an unusual prop
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
It was wider than it was long
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And I bought it for a song
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He played very hard but fell in the end with a plop!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
There once was a magician from Georgia
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Who has a friend from Malaysia
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
His magic was wild
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And delighted every child
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
From Georgia to Mongolia.
Children likes watching magic |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Which would never be considered tragic
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Doves, bunnies and flowers are their favorites
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Produced from under his armpits
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Which can be very smelly magic
There once was an elephant vanished
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
In a box that is well polished
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
But it left behind
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
A puff of smoke and a magician so kind
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because his act was finally finished.
There once was a Magician named Tong
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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