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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
(But, but... Christopher, where's the last line to follow "He worked up an act for the audition?")
Whose name with Sandusky didn't quite rhyme, ( , James)
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And before his act he quickly changed his name in time
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
And his dog act's star was a Husky.
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 12:54am A magician was dining in Michigan
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Looked down at his pate and said "Fish, again?"
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
"Why not?" Dynamike said jokingly
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
"Do you think the bones will start choking me?"
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
"Not if you can magish again!"
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:27am There once was a juggler named Dowdy
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Who would juggle with knives quite proudly
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Till James Tong comes around unannounced
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Off his head the knives bounced
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
And the audience clapped and cheered loudly
Once upon a time when James discovered magic |
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
Using cards and silks and gadgets
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
He pulled out of a box
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
A hammer and some rocks
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
~Bob~ |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
The result in itself was so tragic
The clown made a devious plan
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
To lock the magician in the 'can'
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
But Houdini was too smart for that
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Instead the clown ran away with Houdini's hat
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
The clown found it next day in his van
Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:39pm There's a magician they call Jolly Roger Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:46pm At KIDabra this year caused some bother Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:49pm At Ken Scott's midnight jam Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:54pm He stole whisky and ham Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:55pm So they now call him the Artful Dodger Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:55pm Wow I think that's really good if I say so myself. lol Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:56pm Only Joking Roger
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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