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To achieve the hole in one Tiger went all the way
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And the Woods got a swing conserving Tiger
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For acts that were strictly close-ups
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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But from none of them did he sup
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Since the bottom was always up
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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So he never poured into his cups.
There once was a Carpenter named Fred
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Who always stayed in bed
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Irfaan Kahan Veteran user 346 Posts
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On nails, he slept
I'm a Magician playing the part of an Actor
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While cockroaches crept...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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On his socks which is red.
Gags, jokes and one liners |
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Material loved by old-timers
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But the newbies don't know
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That to have a good show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You need more than good liners.
Everywhere and anywhere you go |
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To practice or do a show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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There's just one more thing
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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That a magician should bring
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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A good smile and not his ego.
Small silks, big silks and rainbow silks |
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Used by magician's and their ilk
I'm a Magician playing the part of an Actor
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And used in many shows...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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