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jay leslie
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On 2009-11-06 02:29, JamesTong wrote:
When is it going to be released?


Go for it
http://www.whoopassenterprises.com/
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Wow, that's really funny stuff Jay. My sort of humor. Now I want to look for your performances here in SoCal. Ever schedule anything at the Magic Castle?
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That's gonna outsell Little Man...
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On 2009-11-06 20:39, jay leslie wrote:
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On 2009-11-06 02:29, JamesTong wrote:
When is it going to be released?


Go for it
http://www.whoopassenterprises.com/


Am I glad they are also found in my country.
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On 2009-11-06 20:39, jay leslie wrote:
Go for it
http://www.whoopassenterprises.com/


Great xmas idea with lots of possibilities....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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They are good for cups and balls final loads too.
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I would always give away a nice "parting" gift. A giant comb that I bought at the clown shop. It's cheap and gets a good laugh.
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Since I do a lot of work in bars and comedy clubs, I use a line that gets a lot of laughs. I say "Sir, you've been great here on stage. Do you drink He, of course will answer 'YES' because he thinks I'm going to buy him a drink. Then I say 'Good, here's a straw!". A lot of people laugh especially if I really do buy everyone a drink before him.

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A carrot to attract magic rabbits. (Sponge bunny routine wand)
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Circuit City gift certificates
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Here's one I did yesterday.

This was at the home of some very nice Asian people EXCEPT they always leave their shoes all over the porch where I'm trying to wheel my cart.

SO... After loading the show in the car (shows been over 20 minutes) I went back with one final trick - I took a bunch of shoes and produced them from a big drawer box calling it a Magic Shoe Box then I put them out the back door.

Don't ask me the outcome, I was gone thirty seconds later. But I thanked them for all their attention.
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Bob,
I like the Circuit City gift certificates. How about $100 worth of gift certificates for dinner at Bennigan's?
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Busking during spring break, I'd tell the cute girls I had a real treat for them.
Then hand out small dog biscuits with the word "TREAT" stamped on them.

They never tipped anyway.
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A plastic trash bag so he won't have to litter
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Pull out your wallet. “Here, get yourself something nice.” Open your wallet, riffle through and remove a coupon and read:

“FREE 6” Sub with the purchase of any 6” sub and a drink at regular price.”

Or:

“Oil, Lube, Filter & 4 Tire Rotation for $16.98”

Then read fine print:

“Offer good only at location listed on back.” Turn over and read location (somewhere far from current location).

“This expires tonight at midnight so you’d better hurry!”

Start clipping coupons.
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And this knot is for someone special; it's a granny!
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On 2010-03-05 22:10, jay leslie wrote:
Here's one I did yesterday.

This was at the home of some very nice Asian people EXCEPT they always leave their shoes all over the porch where I'm trying to wheel my cart.

SO... After loading the show in the car (shows been over 20 minutes) I went back with one final trick - I took a bunch of shoes and produced them from a big drawer box calling it a Magic Shoe Box then I put them out the back door.

Don't ask me the outcome, I was gone thirty seconds later. But I thanked them for all their attention.


It would be interesting to know the outcome. Smile You should have stayed back for a couple of minutes, Jay.
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Time share presentation certificates ..
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A can of refried beans.
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How about giving a lady volunteer that came on stage a note that says: "a free massage".
You can do that while winking at her or towards the audience.
After another effect you're doing a trick to a guy... and give him a gift as well that says: "a free massage to your wife".
I also think it something that can build in your show, after each effect you can give something "bigger", or somehow related to the last item. At the end of the show, it can be really funny to give something they own, I would even end the show by returning someone his own watch... I think it would make the effect much stronger after all the earlier gifts.

didn't try or think of this idea at all, but sounds like a great idea, thanks Jay. =)
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