The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You Know You're A Magician When ... (18 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..14..25..36..47..55~56~57~58~59..76..92..108..124..139~140~141 [Next]
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
... the magicians at the Magic Café say you are.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17048 Posts

Profile of joseph
You won't take you xmas tree down, because it is decorated with d'lites...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20498 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
... you are already checking the stores for red heart shaped (Valentine) balloons and Christmas was only a few weeks ago.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
Bob, I know you're a magician because you're always on the lookout for magic ideas to fit all the holidays.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20498 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
You Know You're A Magician When ... April Fools' Day is a special holiday.

(The last time Lucy and I visited Tab and Gloria was April 16th at Flatwood Studios. That was Lucy's birthday too. It would seem that the day AFTER income tax day would make a better April Fools' Day.)
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
... you just cannot stop thinking of new routines for your acts.
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17048 Posts

Profile of joseph
You add another 10 card tricks to your repertoire of 1000...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
... you know so many things but could not remember all of them.
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
... you can force a card on your pet pig.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17048 Posts

Profile of joseph
..and he picks the swine of hearts...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
... with a sly oink he ...
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20498 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
You Know You're A Magician When ... you know the difference between a pig and a poet. A poet uses a pen and ink. A pig uses a pen and oink!
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17048 Posts

Profile of joseph
When you are a bigger ham than your pig...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
... the oink from the pig helps you get more applause.
dlcmagic
View Profile
Special user
887 Posts

Profile of dlcmagic
You have a Vietnamese potbellied pig and your name is Denny !!

Click here to view attached image.
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20498 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
... it takes you 10 minutes at the cleaners to unpin all your gimmicks before you can leave your coat to be cleaned.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
tabman
View Profile
Inner circle
USA
5946 Posts

Profile of tabman
... when your coat is so cleverly gimmicked that even your cleaner can't see anything.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
View Profile
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11208 Posts

Profile of JamesTong
... your cleaner knows how to clean your coat with those gimmicks on.
dlcmagic
View Profile
Special user
887 Posts

Profile of dlcmagic
Your cleaner is also a magician!
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20498 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
...the cleaners automatically call you when they find something strange and ask if you are missing it.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You Know You're A Magician When ... (18 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..14..25..36..47..55~56~57~58~59..76..92..108..124..139~140~141 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.14 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL