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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The clothing salesman keeps insisting the suit is too big and you keep insisting you know what your doing.
You buy ties that fit inside each other and the security thinks your trying to steal one. You walk around a box store, with a magnet, and touch it to everything. The only pens in your pocket do tricks. Your briefcase has a extra hole in it somewhere. You print extra special business cards that you switch for each other when someone selects a card. You sneak into someone's library and memorize the 4th word on page 1085 in every single book. You duplicate every book in their library and attach their covers to your pages. You sit in the bathroom, during intermission, so you can possibly hear something you can use for the mind reading routine, in the second half of the show. You have a jeweler make 30 different rings that all open and close. You reread all the posts so you don't duplicate yourself. You wonder where Father Photius disappeared to?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You quit your job to do magic tricks everyday.
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dlcmagic Special user 887 Posts |
You get fired from a day job for doing magic tricks all day !
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
You get paid for doing stupid stuff
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Your trousers have 25 pockets.
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dlcmagic Special user 887 Posts |
Your pockets have pockets !!
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All the pockets are connected so you can do a silk across then out the pant leg then it appears under your lapel, only to be found in your wallet..... all using one thread
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You are losing track of the pockets and pockets within pockets in your trousers.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
When your pockets have trousers.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Your topit is your biggest pocket.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Your pockets have holes so you can get your legs in
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You organize the thumb tips well inside the inner pockets.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when your nickname is "pockets."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your house is on foreclosure.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You know what pockettes and profondes are.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You are trying to understand why Bill is levitating a white skull and whether there's hair on the skull.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you reach 10,000 post on the Café.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You 6 decks of playing cards, 4 sponge balls, 1 Ding Dong, 4 coins and 25 TT in your pocket all the time.
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts |
You've ever had a drill sergeant as you what the @#$% is that! (when he checks your bags)
If your wife had to explain one or more of these to you because you didn't get it! (true) |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you have to empty everything (cards, sponge balls, T.T, hand cuff, linking rings, sharpies, jumbo coins, etc) from your pockets before you can get a few dollars out to buy a drink.
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