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Bob Sanders
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Your hat choices start with "Pointed or Flat on Top?"
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When you own more pairs of handcuffs than the local police department.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You are the only one with a skeleton key on your keychain...
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Father Photius
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You can do every reveal on Daryl's Revelations videos by memory.
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joseph
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You want to catch the flu, so you can stay home from work and practice...
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When you are asked for your favorite restaurant , the first thing to come into your mind is The Magic Café.
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Father Photius
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When you have been to the Magic Castle more times than you have been to McDonalds.
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hbwolkov
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You padlock your seat belt.
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Father Photius
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You walk into a magic convention and everyone knows your name.
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hbwolkov
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You walk into a Mentalist convention and you know everyones name.
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Bob Sanders
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Everything in your sock drawer is stuck together by magnets.
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joseph
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All your tee shirts are black...
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Everything you wear is black including your pajamas.
joseph
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You have 20 ball point pens that do everything but write...
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All your children are given the middle name Houdini.
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Don't ask , don't tell has a different meaning.
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Father Photius
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You can't reach into your pocket without pulling out some sort of prop for a trick.
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Bob Sanders
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You are the only guy on the block who washes out little silky things in the sink.
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Father Photius
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You have topits sewn into your socks.
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Bob Sanders
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You wonder if Fruit Loops might have another meaning.
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