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You use gum in place of magicians wax...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Harrahs calls you when they run out of decks of cards.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Mac King won't call you up on stage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You use D'Lites for night lights.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You carry a himber wallet for your real wallet.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You shop thrift shops for parts for homemade magic props.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You bounce coins before giving them away.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The checks in your checkbook are made of real rubber.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Doves expect you to feed them.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You reach in your pocket for a quarter and it has two heads.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your Get Well Cards say "How's Tricks?"
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You order an omelet at a restaurant and it is served in an egg bag.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Waitresses wait to see what you are going to mysterously move about the table before they serve you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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All of your coats have droppers in them.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can actually spend 10 straight hours trying to do one coin move.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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There are notes attached to instructions that say "Outs".
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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We are always looking for outs but rarely for ins.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You buy flags even when you have no immediate use for them.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You know the difference between aga and asrah.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You save bent gem clips.
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