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Father Photius
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You actually don't mind tearing a dollar bill in two.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You have several drawers filled with multi colored silks but no Kleenex.
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Father Photius
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When someone says "Mark Wilson" and you never think of a race car driver.
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Bob Sanders
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None of your Nylon fishing line is long enough to use for fishing.
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hbwolkov
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Wen the people at NASA say Out of This World , the last thing your thinking about is the space program.
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Father Photius
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You wake up one morning and your hair looks just like Max Mavin's.
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hbwolkov
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You have more than one vest in your wardrobe.
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Father Photius
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You have a key ring full of keys used only in magical effects.
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Bob Sanders
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You buy a foot switch with the instructions that say: "Press Toe"
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Father Photius
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When you are willing to glue five one hundred dollar bills together just for a carry around close up trick.
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hbwolkov
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You have a safety pin near the arm pit of your sports coat
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Father Photius
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You have a topit sewn inside your fly.
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joseph
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You are the only one who gets the plastic fork and spoon at dinner...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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All your cuff links are magnets.
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You are the only one in line at the Nani museum...
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Father Photius
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Quote:
On 2010-12-05 07:16, joseph wrote:
You are the only one in line at the Nani museum...

(The line was quite long, actually)

When you browse the entire Hocus Pocus catalog and don't find a single trick that you don't already own.
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Bob Sanders
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You won't wear gloves in the winter just in case you asked to do a trick.
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hbwolkov
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Your pocket change is welded together
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Father Photius
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You have 14,000 corny jokes written on little pieced of paper stashed all over your house.
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You have more magic books than the public library
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