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Father Photius
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You have sat on and destroyed at least three gimmicks you forgot to take out of your back pocket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You buy rubber cement by the case...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You spend every friday night washing your sponge balls.
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Bob Sanders
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Your tux has dove feathers on it.
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Father Photius
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You have to post your yard against rabbit and dove hunters.
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hbwolkov
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Max Mavin, David Copperfield, Lance Burton and Pen & Teller individually come up to you when your shopping at Whole Foods and know your first name.
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joseph
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You attend a poker game, and all they want to see are card tricks...
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Father Photius
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David Copperfield serves you with a lawsuit for stealing one of his tricks.
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Bob Sanders
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The only way you can go to a poker game is with a body guard.
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Father Photius
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The kids won't let you shuffle or deal in Old Maid or Go Fish.
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Bob Sanders
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Tying something up means no knot sense.
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Father Photius
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You have been tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail more times than you can count.
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Bob Sanders
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Every time you see a stick you think "wand".
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Wravyn
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The grandchildren want you to look in their ears for a toy they lost.
Father Photius
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You can make your bank account disappear faster than your wife can.
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Bob Sanders
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Other peoples' doves come to you.
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Father Photius
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You actually own a duck bucket.
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Bob Sanders
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Your run want ads to buy a fan and a duck egg.
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Father Photius
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You don't own a fan that won't cause a snow storm.
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Bob Sanders
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You think feathers and flowers are associated naturally.
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