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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You think all flowers should have darts on the bottom of their stem.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Running out of flat black paint is a crisis.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The trunk of your car coos.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is bird seed in your shoes.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The idea of squab for dinner often becomes nearly impossible to resist.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The idea of squab for dinner comes with specific recommendations.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
A dove bar takes on a completely different meaning.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You spend more time cleaning dove poo off your floor than you do practicing your double lift.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
People say you are talented as well as handsome...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The phrase "turning a trick" no longer means an illegal activity to you.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your bathroom towels are all folded into elephants & monkeys...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When the only mail you've gotten in the past 6 months is magic magazines and magic catalogues.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You never have a weekend off.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(Nah that can be a priest)
When you see the words "Kelloggs" and think of magic.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You place a Criss angel on top of your Xmas tree.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make your wife drive to the mall in your "Magic Van" to advertising shows, when she could just take the Suburban.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(Now that's real gorilla marketing, Jay.)
When you own more magic wands than you own socks.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There are dove feathers in everything you own.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You reach in your glove compartment to hand a police officer proof of insurance and it turns out to be your Magicians Insurance Policy.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are jealous of clowns.
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