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You can stay up all night on Christmas Eve posting on The Magic Café.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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David Copperfield will return your phone calls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You finish your services and suddenly hop back on The Magic Café.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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(Who's finished???)
When you can out carney Al Flosso.
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Your first words are abrcadabra.
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Curtis Kam asks you how to do a coin move.
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The White House hires you for a show.
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You rent an apartment within viewing distance of the Magic Castle...
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All of your children are named after famous magicians.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your rabbit hates your patter.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Bob Sanders comes to you for silk advice.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Wild birds in the park point at you and laugh.
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Magic1 Elite user Los Angeles 408 Posts
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I love this thread!
All these (7) by Gerry Katzman you have considered spending $250 on a holster, that doesn't do anything itself, but might free up pocket space for stuff that CAN do something. you have a bag or box of loose normal playing cards that you are going to assemble into full decks "someday" it is very likely that if you start to sort through those cards you will find amazing gaffs that you forgot that you ever owned When you find those gaffs, you will likely spend several hours inventing tricks and never finish sorting the cards into decks. you have a set of rules for your visiting guests that if they think something is magic-related they must not touch, read, or look at it. the chief reason that you have a costco card is because that's where you buy your cards. you have, at one point in your life, had an ice cube in your freezer with a card inside of it. |
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You receive tons of phone calls from clowns requesting how to do magic tricks.
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You can see a backwards date on your right palm...
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You retire from doing magic.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When your wife's name is Nani and your kids names are Mike and Greg.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You retire and people say "Retired from what?"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When people always say, "No, seriously, what do you do for a living?"
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You pray the guests ask you what your hobby is...
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