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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't open a book without it bursting into flame.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You use magic to help you win football games like the Detroit Lions.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you hear someone across the room say "wow that's amazing" and you take a bow, even though you aren't doing anything.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Rehab tells you it is hopeless.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you can keep up with the Fab 3. (Bob Sanders, Fr. Photius and Dynamike)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The Salvation Army guy in front of Walmart gives you money...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You got a hole in all your wallets, gimmicked or not.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When ever you watch someone else do a trick you find yourself shouting "here let me show you my method."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You copy other magician's routines.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2010-12-29 07:25, joseph wrote: I'm running a little low. Which Walmart is it?
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You can do Dynamike's Linking Ring routine with one hand and is blindfolded.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You post 500 videos to You Tube
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You can do the coin roll with your ears.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You realize the cute short skirted costume is supposed to be for your assistant and not you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You rather do magic instead of taking a $25 hourly job with good benefits.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You don't know whether to use your Nani or Rebo credit card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You really know how to make blank paper turn into real money without using Extreme Burn.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The first 20 numbers on your cell phone directory are magic shops.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your mug shot is on TV for robbing a magic shop.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you realize you are lucky to be driving a 20 year old car.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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