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You perform needle thru arm in the emergency room...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You carry the third hand everywhere you go and hoping for the right time to use it.
joseph
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You show your doctor the thread coming out of your eye...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You can be sure all the closeup tricks are in the pocket but you can forget your wallet.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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You are a police officer, but your holster contains two decks of cards (one red-backed and one blue) and your handcuff case is full of coins (some gaffed). Your baton is black with white tips.
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The term "square circle" somehow makes sense to you.
JamesTong
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You have a good memory for all the weird names that are used to label those thousands of effects sold.
joseph
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You park 5 blocks from the magic store to build the suspense...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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is really regretting his
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You own an "Ultimate", "Impromptu" and "New and Improved" version of the same thing.
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JamesTong
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You are always looking out for the latest release at all magic shops.
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You learn a new card move, go running to find the wife then realised she divorced you for being so sad.
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
JamesTong
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When your wife has to watch your coin thru table trick one hundred times and she can still catch you.
dlcmagic
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Much of the furniture in your house consists of a Kub Zag, SubTrunk, and a Sword Basket.
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When the stitches, caused by your METAL Walsh Vanishing Cane, are removed.

You finally quit banging your head as you go in the sub trunk.

When you're standing in line, in another city and someone asks if you're that guy on T.V.

When you have a miniature lay-out of your illusions and your truck interior, so you can see how everything fits.

When you have 200,000 of your own "roll" tickets printed.

When you can pay people to sit on three telephone lines so you never miss a call.

When someone offers to give you a floating lady and you turn them down because you already have 5 other versions.

When you finally move out of your garage and rent an industrial space.

You know, none of these are really funny

When you own 4 copies of the Dante Trunk Book.

When you've ripped-up a thousand Soft soap boxes.

When you've worn out your table and need a new one.

When you have two different versions of your music on a playlist and take the complete sound system to play them.

When two Genii Lifts take-up a corner in your building.

When you can tie your bow tie using only one hand..... either hand.

When you're dry cleaning bill is greater then your electric bill.

When people walk into your office and sarcastically say "Gee... do you think that poster on the wall - with your face on it- is big enough?

When you can truthfully say that all your income comes from performing shows.

That you can sit down with anyone, at the Castle, and contribute to the conversation.

When you could type another million lines here, but you can't because you have to go do a show.
JamesTong
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... and two roll-on tables used for dining. Smile
JimbosMagic
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You produce all your food for the BBQ from a dove pan
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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You know how to pronounce Dai
JamesTong
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When your clients want you to perform the torn and restored newspaper trick and you ask them which version they are interested in.
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When you have 5 sets of Hundy 500...
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JamesTong
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When you cannot decide which Top-It version you want to use for your practice.
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