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Father Photius
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You never try to cook any of the eggs Bob Sanders gives to you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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When the Elmer's Glue is used up, you save the bottle.
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Father Photius
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All of your vacation destinations end in letters like: SAM, IBM, TAOM, WMS...
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You know you're a magician when you finally clear out your closet and just keep the tricks you use to perform.
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jay leslie
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You have an IBM credit card
Father Photius
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You use your Magic Castle membership card to shim locks.
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joseph
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Your drivers license is stamped "certified blindfold driver"...
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Father Photius
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Someone says "Silver" and you think "Mickey".
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hbwolkov
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You are willing to pay a premium for "specialized" rubber bands or rope.
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joseph
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All your important papers are secured with Sankey paper clips
and Harlan #19 bands...
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Bob Sanders
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When you enter a store you identify the surveillance cameras.
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jay leslie
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You show your waiter a trick and equate that as their tip.
Bob Sanders
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You look at mop strings and think "Magic Prop!"
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F J
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Quote:
On 2009-09-29 12:50, JimbosMagic wrote:
When a Top hat is always placed upside down.


Actually, top hats are supposed to always be placed with the brim upwards.
When they are stored for any length of time with the brim downwards, it can cause the brim to warp out of shape.
This also applies to other hats.

Now, to add to the "You Know You're A Magician When ..." topic:


You know you're a magician when you know how to properly store a top hat,
because you own more than one. Smile
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Half your pocket change has a hole through it...
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Bob Sanders
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You choose restaurants that have salt shakers that are easy to vanish.
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Father Photius
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You make every 11pm lecture and following 9AM event at a magic convention.
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Bob Sanders
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You bother to get a hotel room at a good magic convention.
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Father Photius
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You spend ten minutes trying to pry one of your magnetic coins off of the side of a coke machine.
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You find yourself memorizing a deck of old maid cards...
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