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hbwolkov
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While checking your kids ears for swimmers ear you pull out a rabbit.
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Bob Sanders
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Even your socks are marked.
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jay leslie
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You know the difference between a Zombie Ball and a Toilet Float Ball
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......No wonder my zombie performances were always cr@ppy...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You can tell the difference between real Bee cards and counterfeit Bee cards.
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Mike Brezler
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You answer the phone before it rings.
Mike Brezler
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You sleep with your wand under your pillow.
jay leslie
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Someone asks "What is this?"
And you answer "It's a trick with three handkerchiefs and you produce a bottle".
Bob Sanders
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You have painted a safety pin.
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joseph
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You use 2 wands for chopsticks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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Joseph said "You use 2 wands for chopsticks"

Very clever..I wish I had thought of that one.
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Bob Sanders
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You fear magnets worse than pickpockets.
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jay leslie
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You want to buy a brand new trick at a 40 percent discount, without paying sales tax and expect free shipping.

Try asking for that deal the next time you buy gas.
hbwolkov
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The word reel is mentioned at a movie theater and the first thing to enter your mind is levitation.
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joseph
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You play the drums with 2 magic wands...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You have boxes of unopened magic tricks that were too cheap to let get away.
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jay leslie
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All your money from your paper route goes to pay for that Chen Lee Water Suspension.
Bob Sanders
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Everytime you see something get broken, you think of ways to make it into a future magic prop.
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jay leslie
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You throw away all your presents and play with the boxes.
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You fan out your credit cards and have your wife pick one...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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