You have half a dozen mis-made silk tricks
Half a dozen blendos
A dozen silk production tubes
Half a dozen square circles
Four Kuma tubes
Two dozen die tubes of different sizes
Another half dozen boxes full of

Two dozen 36 inch silks
Two dozen 24 inch silks
Five dozen 18 inch silks
Five dozen 12 inch silks
Two dozen 9 inch silks

Every rices silk ever made, including all the colors
Doubles of every streamer (all if them) and a dozen 6 inch symphony silks.
Doubles of every packaged silk trick
Half a dozen Douglas ball sets.

And five more boxes of organized silks that you haven't looked at yet.

For 5 extra points, and without looking it up, who knows what the Douglas Balls are
(Richard and Michael obviously know) but does Joseph?

No, and I'm afraid to ask. ...

Douglas 20th century. I've use it an entire season a Busch. Lay people like it and it often fools magicians.

Two silks are tied and the tied tips (seriously, you don't know this) the tied tips placed in your mouth. A third silk is pushed into your fist where it becomes a 1.25 red sparkly ball. The ball is pressed onto the top if your head and it vanishes.
The two silks are pulled from your mouth and the third is now tied between the two.
As a bonus, the red ball appears out of your mouth.

Should you be so inclined, you can continue with an Eggs From Mouth multiplication.

PM me your address and birthday and I'll send you a set IF you think you'll use it.

You have more costumes than street clothes.

You know more knots than the boy scouts
and sailors. ...

People stare as you compare lemons and oranges with an egg.

Your rolling table also serves as a walker too.

You are in a photo holding of a clear balloon and a needle.

You have fanning powder on all your credit cards. ...

Someone says "You got a nice shiner there" and you don't think about a black eye but a little mirror instead.

You open your wallet, and 15 packet tricks fall out. ...

You have never thrown away an empty card box.

You seriously practice reaching in your assistants skirt to produce a bird.

You light your cigar with your fire wallet. ...

You hunt around a parking lot for that special coin you lost.

Soy milk is Soy milk and silk is silk

Your friends don't want to play cards with you

You know your a magician with a problem if you read the 83 pages of this thread and find it all interesting and want to read more....

.. You suffer through America's Got Talent,
waiting for that one magic act. ...

Ok guys, I'm starting to learn magic and you are seriously scaring me