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Father Photius
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You fifth wife just left you over your magic hobby.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When your pass word is "Oops"
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Father Photius
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You know 60 ways to produce a card you really lost in the deck.
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Bob Sanders
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All your friends have doves and rabbits.
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Father Photius
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You own 12 custom made wands.
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You have a Nani Darnell sippy cup. ...
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Father Photius
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Got three of those, Joseph.

You put on your coat and a dove flies out the sleeve.
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..and I have the other 2..

Your wife thinks you replaced your van engine by magic. ...
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Father Photius
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When you catch a crooked teller at the bank doing an emsley count.
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You think "brand new deck" should be a mens cologne.
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You say 'Perfect' over 40 times a day. ...
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You ask every cashier
I wonder if you can do me a favor?
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Every day something you own disappears and never comes back. You join the elite corps of real magicians.
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jay leslie
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Someone says "guy wrenching funny"
And that gives you an idea for a prop.
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The magic store already has your credit card number on file.
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jay leslie
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Then the owner runs up 500,000
And "that's all folks"
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Your license plate says "TADA" ...
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Father Photius
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Everytime you go to the dealers room at a magic convention you make your bank ballance disappear.
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jay leslie
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You don't read the directions and make-up your own way of doing something you just bought.
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All your umbrellas are mutilated. ...
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