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You finally bent that key, and now
you can't get back into the house...
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You finally picked that lock, but the audience left three hours ago.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You convince someone..... Anyone, that you can make a living at this.
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Your hour lunch break is eating for 5 minutes
and showing magic for 55...
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Father Photius
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You open a box of cereal and find a signed $100 bill inside.
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Quote:
On Mar 19, 2016, Father Photius wrote:
You open a box of cereal and find a signed $100 bill inside.


And it’s yours!!!
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You actually know how the Mac King cloak of Invisibility works.
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You can wear out a deck of jumbo cards...
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When the cashier gives you your change you look for signed bills.
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You check into buying unemployment insurance but you can’t afford the payments.
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You spend more time in the unemployment line than you do on stage.
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Your promotional picture is only 35 years old.

(See my avatar)
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You start to realize that this thread is getting WAY to cheezy! Smile
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Oh this thread was bought by Kraft 90 pages ago!

When everytime you hear applause you run on stage and take a bow.
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You are holding a card fan in
your family portrait...
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You can't do your laundry without thinking of the Magician's clothes line routine.
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Your business card is on 1,000 boards
in your town...
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When you have spent $10,000 on advertising and promotion and still have no gigs.
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Your wife doesn't know what all those
tricks really cost...
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You consider it a bad day if no one asks you "hey can you show me a trick?"
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