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joseph
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Your napkins have your contact info...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Your neighbors run and hide, pulling their children off the street when thehy see you come out of your house.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You see a trick on the net
You order the trick
You are now a magician

Practice, you say? Nope
History, possibly? Nope
Variations? Nope

Just buy it and get your business cards printed.
Father Photius
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Your only magic training is exposures on Youtube.
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joseph
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You still purchase vhs magic tapes...
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You never miss an episode of Penn and Teller Fool Us
jay leslie
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You can fit a half dollar inside a bottle or a magic wand
Father Photius
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You own 6 dove pans
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joseph
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You know the 3rd word on every page of an Egyptian tome...
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jay leslie
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You know the difference between a Gin & Tonic and a Scotch & Soda
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You discover a bail bondsman won't accept magic props as collateral.
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jay leslie
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You have graduated from a Whoopee Cushion to an electronic WhOoPeE Cushion
Father Photius
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You try to get arrested so you can practice your handcuff and jail escapes.
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joseph
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You sleep 2 inches above your mattress...
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Your calendar has 30 upcoming shows…. this week.
joseph
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..or 0 shows, but you are still optimistic ...
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jay leslie
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Your landlord actually signed a lease with you.
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You have 30 different tricks hanging from
your key chain...
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jay leslie
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You have 2 different Die Boxes and advertise that you can change your show for next years performance.
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You go to Sunday school for the gospel magic part...
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