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jay leslie
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You are a magician when
You can do card tricks, coin tricks, rope & silk tricks and maybe some platform stuff.
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And you don't feel the need to justify any of it to anyone for any reason.
Father Photius
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You have to run a mile every day to stay in shape for escaping your audiences.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you make your entrance at a party, everyone else leaves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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People start calling you Mr, Magic (and you think it's flattering)
joseph
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You won't see the doctor unless he
asks for a volunteer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Quote:
On Oct 15, 2016, joseph wrote:
You won't see the doctor unless he
asks for a volunteer...


Does he use a wand or tongue depressor?
Father Photius
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People run away screaming when they see you approaching with a deck of cards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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All your books and wallets explode into
flames when opened...
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jay leslie
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You’re the only person in town who borrows a 20 and actually gives it back
Father Photius
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You can't find your socks in your sock drawer because it is full of used decks of cards.
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You're the only kid on the block with 52 bicycles...
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Father Photius
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You got 80,000 dollars worth of vehicles parked in the drive way so you can store 10,000 worth of magic props in the garage.
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You have enough jokers to make
a new Batman movie...
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htmagic
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You get sued by George Lucas for saying: May the FORCE be with you and have a magical day!
(That, and for making lightsabers better than what he could produce!)
May the FORCE be with you and have a magical day!

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Father Photius
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You can make a 5,000 income tax refund disappear in the dealers room of a single magic convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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In the produce department, all you can
think of is final loads...
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You're willing to do a show just for a cold weenie.
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Your cologne smells like musty silks...
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You get banned from the Café.
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Your pillow case is made of
discarded silks...
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