|
|
Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..6..9..12..15..18~19~20~21~22..46..69..92..115..138..139~140~141 [Next] | ||||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
The public cannot understand how you can earn a living as a magician.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The teller at the bank asks that you keep your hands where she can see them.
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Your friends do not want to play card games with you.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
People won't give you their phone number because they know you have ESP and don't need their help.
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
It's normal to be jobless at certain times of the year.
|
|||||||||
tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you can keep up with James and Bob at the "Now that's funny..." game.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You try to let others keep up with your postings.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Even your kids have change bags.
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Your family is your best stooges.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
All of your pants are black and have clips around the waist.
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
All of your jackets have a topit installed.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You hear music and strike a poise and smile!
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You just come alive and full of energy the moment you start performing.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You'll perform on stage with anybody, anywhere just anytime.
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You cannot resist performing for anyone.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You go to a funeral hoping to find an audience
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Your T-shirt is a walking billboard to promote your shows.
|
|||||||||
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You remember the exact same posts the were copied from 12 pages ago
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... that's a good one, Jay.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you can't buy burial insurance because of a pre-existing condition. You died on stage.
|
|||||||||
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You Know You're A Magician When ... (18 Likes) | ||||||||||
Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..6..9..12..15..18~19~20~21~22..46..69..92..115..138..139~140~141 [Next] |
[ Top of Page ] |
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.03 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < |