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Someone asks you for a lighter and you pull out your wallet.
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So... which one is the lighter... the lighter or the wallet?

When you bounce all your change before leaving a tip.

When you have a Home Make Over show come into your house and remove all the cards from your ceiling.

When you're buying a plumbing part and the clerk asks what it's used for and you tell him he wouldn't understand.

When you push shoe laces into themselves before buying them.

When you go to the sewing section and play with all the thread.

When security comes over to you and you hand them a card.... like that explains your actions LOL

I'm guilty of this one... When you buy a machine to make something - one time - just so you can say you did it.

When your license plate has anything to do with show business.

When you cut a large round hold in your favorite briefcase.

When you cut a large round holes in the bottom of a shoe.

When you have 30 different sizes of magnets just because some day, you'll need them.

When you register on this forum with a phony name so you can irritate other people.

When you know that an Elmsley Count is not a real title bestowed on royalty.

When someone asks you about some obscure method and you tell them what page it's on and in what book without looking.

When someone says "do it again" and you don't.

When you pretend to do it again but actually do something different they like even better.
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[quote]On 2009-09-24 18:56, jay leslie wrote:
So... which one is the lighter... the lighter or the wallet?

YES..............
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When you know Jay is sniffing glue not because he likes to but because he is making a prop for his personal enjoyment.
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When the guy at the store tells you he has a pull(pool)in the back he ain't talkin about swimming.
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When these words - pull, lap, steal, loop, etc - makes sense to you.
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You fold all your playing cards in quarters and add sticky stuff before your kids do...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you are just waiting for that chance to perform any of your favorite routines.
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You've been off work for 20 minutes but you just want to check one more post...
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When you forget to bring an egg to the theatre and you convince someone to go home and get one.

Better... you don't have a tux shirt so you convince someone in the audience to trade their white shirt for yours and you give them back their shirt wringing wet. (Don't ask)
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Your car horn plays Lance Burtons performance music...
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On 2009-09-25 20:59, joseph wrote:
Your car horn plays Lance Burtons performance music...


How bout you play horn and you learn Lance Burtons performance music.
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You use magicians wax to glue your broken coffee cups back together...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You hope that there is such a thing as the ultimate gimmick.
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You buy the ultimate gimmick and immediately take it apart, so you can improve it.
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You wreck the ultimate gimmick, and have to buy a new one...
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You were so excited buying the ultimate gimmick and found out three days later that the 'super ultimate universal gimmick' had just been launched and you cannot wait to get that also.
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Now THIS was a funny page.... but ULTIMATELY won't we come up with a Super Funny page?

So you buy a dozen super ultimate gimmicks and must sell them immediately to get the universal gimmick which ONLY is wider elastic then the ultimate gimmick ... so there you sit with a piece of elastic wondering what miracles can be done... and ultimately you believe that it was money well spent in a universal kind of way.

You know you're a magician when you can name 30 tricks that use elastic... the ultimate gimmick!

We should put a book out. 30 ways to use elastic. it would sell in the double digits, over time... like a hundred years.
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When you spend £200 on magic tricks that will never see the light of day.
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