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JamesTong
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You have a magic wand.
joseph
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Your cape has a big "M" instead of an "S"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You have a top hat and a vanishing cane.
Father Photius
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When you look into your bank account and all of your money has disappeared.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Then... I'm a magician.

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When your long (no one want's to hear it) message on you answering machine has any song with the word Magic, in it.
joseph
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You walk through the pay toilet door without paying...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You are always wanting to buy another prop.
tabman
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... you can entertain an entire audience using only a pack of cards, a piece of rope and a few coins.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you can perform, to magicians, for hours with only a deck of cards.
Bob Sanders
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... you have to tell guests not to use certain glasses; they're props.
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tabman
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... you stay booked up for months in advance.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... nothing in your house is real.
Dynamike
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...you've read all of Dynamike's post.
Father Photius
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You have a permanent reservation at the Magic Castle hotel.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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...you were born with a magic wand in front of you.
JamesTong
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You are asked to do reviews of latest effects.
Dynamike
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You receive a lot of email from magic shops.
JamesTong
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You sign up for every available email newsletter from all online magic shops.
Bob Sanders
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You read the Ring and Assembly reports and know when there is a new name in them.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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JamesTong
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You treasure every magic DVD, book, booklet, magazine and lecture notes.
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