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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You tell yourself one day, "I gotta get myself a job."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You are so used to being jobless.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you are no longer telling yourself you got to get a job and start complaining about having too many jobs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you pants legs have snags from hooked coins.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you do the Miser's Dream like a real miser.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you save broken guitar strings to use in building props.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You hang your clothes on an invisible hook...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
...you walk out of a magic shop with holes in each pocket.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... the elevator door opens and you take a bow.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you never have enough money to buy all those props you want.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... your shirts have cuffs but no sleeves.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you save money with white cuffs stapled into your jacket sleeves.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The term "pull" has nothing to do with politics
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you laugh at jokes no normal people would laugh at.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
...you are able to shuffle cards with your toes.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you see future props through pieces of raw wood.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... when you ask for volunteers and no one will look you in the eye.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you always ask the spectator for a hundred dollars bill and no one volunteered.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... your animal feed bill is a major part of your budget.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... there's more work involved in preparing for the show than the show itself.
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