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joseph
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You have your playing cards bronzed...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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...your fingers begin to get numb from being on the Café.
joseph
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..your bum also gets numb...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Your cheer is "Pip, Pip Hoo Ray!"
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JamesTong
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You have all kinds of food and drinks next to your computer so you can have a party posting here.
Bob Sanders
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You tie your shoes in a false knot.
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JamesTong
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... you wear all kinds of magnetic gimmicks on your body.
Bob Sanders
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You are just as likely to bear thread as to be threadbare
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JamesTong
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... you weigh an extra 25 pounds because of all those things in your pockets and all over the body.
joseph
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..and 100 extra pounds because you can't get away from the computer...
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JamesTong
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... every inch of the wall in your house is pasted with magicians' photographs from all round the world.
Bob Sanders
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... you create tricks with trash for props.
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JamesTong
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... you wear 10 rings on your fingers and thumbs and they are all gaffed.
Bob Sanders
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... when you grab a door knob and your ring won't let go.
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tabman
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... you can transcend the obvious and find new methods for accomplishing the seeming impossible.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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...you get arrested by the Secret Service for tearing up USA currency.
JamesTong
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... you can self-levitate to great heights.
joseph
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You end your prayers with amen-adabra...
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Bob Sanders
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... you have to put wands on layaway at the magic shop.
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You remember to tell a new assistant.

"Not a bad show - but you're not done until everything is put away without breaking something THEN I can tell you if you did a good job or not".

Tough love baby.... Did you know that 90 percent of all dings and broken props are caused by assistants? The other ten percent is from people trying to get out of a strait jacket for the first time and they knock over their own stuff.
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