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JamesTong
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... you save the torn or cut pieces of everything you find in your pocket.
Bob Sanders
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... you use Tabman's book to identify yourself as a magician for references.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... you get a nod in my next magic book, The Characters of the Magic Café.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you can't tie your shoes but you know a hundred other knots.
Bob Sanders

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JamesTong
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... you cannot sleep unless you do something magic related first.
joseph
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..like counting rabbits instead of sheep...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You can tell how much money is in someone's pocket by the way it jingles.
JamesTong
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... you can recognise another magician by the things he carry with him.
joseph
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You love bic pens...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... you keep buying sharpie pens.
daffydoug
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The loaded thumb tips in your pocket out number the change...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
joseph
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You stare at your post it pad for new ideas ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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Every time you go through Wallmart, you see items on the shelves an think :Hmmmmm. I wonder how that could be turned into an effect.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
joseph
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If it's light, you try to levitate it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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Your junk magic drawer is outnumbering your underwear/socks drawer.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bob Sanders
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... You buy items to get the container instead of the contents.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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joseph
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You watch Ed Sullivan reruns, just to catch the magic acts...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You look back at all those old publicity photos and say "What was I thinking?"
JamesTong
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... you like looking at other magicians' old publicity photos.
joseph
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You walk through Abbotts just to look at those old publicity photos...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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