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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 304 Posts 
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You do an impromptu extreme burn when putting money in the collection plate during church services.
David A Trombetta
DAT does the Trick DATdoestheTrick.com 
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You have the complete Bill Bixby "Magician" series on dvd...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you are always looking for old magic related movies.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You tip the waitress with origami bills...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 304 Posts
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You wear your Halloween costume every weekend
David A Trombetta
DAT does the Trick DATdoestheTrick.com
email [email]DATMagic@aol.com[/email] |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you always make an appearance with a cape and top hat wherever you go.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you're told to make your own parking place appear.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... restaurant customers usually ask you to vanish their mother-in-laws.
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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 304 Posts
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Your business partner REALLY wants you to turn into a bar
David A Trombetta
DAT does the Trick DATdoestheTrick.com
email [email]DATMagic@aol.com[/email] |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... your wife complains about your sleep talking or practicing your patter in your dreams.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You don't read the newspaper but save the rubber band.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you purchase your daily newspapers in duplicates.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You and three other guys can fill 50 pages with why you know you're a magician.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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When you and those 3 guys can stretch this to 100 pages...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you and those 3 guys will push it to 250 pages.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You perform the exploding head trick, from all the upcoming pages.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you try re-inventing all existing routines just to see if you can do them differently.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you always get the money!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You're average tip is at least 20 percent of the fee.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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You have as many posts as we do on The Magic Café...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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