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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you know you're better than clowns.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you are too lazy to work 40 hours a week.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You know that you can still handle your pizza delivery job and do magic at the same time.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You have a photo album of magic wands.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You still have your first hank pull.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You can do the coin roll with your toes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You gain 50 pounds sitting at the pc posting...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are invited to be on Dynamike's avatar.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your shorts are tied between 2 silks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You look at a piece of air conditioning duct and think, "What a great coin slide that would make"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have written yourself a note on flash paper.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You got a trap door in your toilet.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You wake up in the middle of the night and have an incredible urge to practice your latest material.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You go to put on your coat and a dove flies out of the sleeve.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Even your baseball cap is collapsible
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you can make your January credit card bill disappear.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You can make all your ex-wives reappear.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You eat supper with an elephant, 10 doves, and 3 rabbits...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
A magic word and password are the same thing.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You start to think of a cold weiner as a good meal.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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