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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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When you say "have you seen this one" and everybody rolls their eyes.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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The magic shop operator recognizes your voice...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You get the call for the big show you always dreamed of doing, a day after you sold all your props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts
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You have guests over for christmas and one asks "Do you want to play cards" and your wife goes thru 16 decks before she finds one that she can actualy use.
when it is your turn to deal during the card game and your guests say: "we will shuffle and deal for you"
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Everybody insists you keep your hands in plain sight on the table any time cards are being dealt.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Your parents are magicians.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When Dynamike tries to get you to become a clown.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You can do the unemployment line shuffle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You are able to make your ex-wife disappear.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You go to a magic convention and know most of the people there.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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People ask you if you couldn't find a job.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You can get your mother-in-law to keep quiet.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The unemployment will actually acknowledge you are an unemployed magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You can make 20,000 post without getting banned.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You've worn out three copies of "The Ostrich Factor"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You always look back and see Fr. Photius on your tail.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you can make a jury summons disappear.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Other magicians are trying to catch up with you 24/7.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Harry Anderson names your assistant when thanking his court clerk for handing him a file.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You can survive so many post on the Café.
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