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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you are getting paid for letting the kids beat you up.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you actually want to humiliate yourself in front of audiences.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You request for the "Would you rather" thread to be unlocked.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't count your change without doing some coin moves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You use silver dollars to pay for everything.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't pass a child without pulling a coin out of their nose or ear.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You can entertain an airline crew when the jet lands in the Hudson River.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can levitate a plane out of the Hudson River.
Northern California
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When IRS finds nothing to take away from you for not paying taxes.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you put down your occupation as "Magician" and the IRS really believes you had zero income.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your hosts caution you not to bend the silverwear at dinner parties.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You are a guy and you own 300 silk scarves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You will pay good money for invisible thread.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Every handkerchief you own has something sewn into it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can't find an envelop without a slit in it.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have an angry jealous boyfriend waiting for you outside of every stage door.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your name starts with "The Amazing."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You take off your coat and actually find that you have cards up your sleeve.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You were born in a Top Hat.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Every hat you own has rabbit poop stains in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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