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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you open your big mouth for the first time and mumble "I'm better then him".
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You think you know how other magicians do all their tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You attend a magic convention and you look forward to going to the lectures versus going shopping or to the beach.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your online auction search is set to "magic"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You would attend a magic convention on a ranch rather than at some tourists trap.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You finally figured out how to use the 21 card trick in your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can do 40 things with a cigarette except smoke them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
David Copperfield steals three tricks from your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have more pockets than a billiard table.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Even your pockets have pockets.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Everything you have is either black or has a cover.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you have performed 6 shows in a single day and your net income is -$65.00.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The ladies in the fabric shop avoid you.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You buy your cotton rope in spools of 1000 yards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The clerks at the hardware store tell each other, "There is no way to help HIM!"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you can figure out how to use the new search function!
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your clapper controls your d'lites...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You own 200 padlocks, but don't have a key to any of them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have 200 keys, but no lock for any of them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your wife gives you an assignment followed by, "And NO Tricks!"
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